Two old friends, each well into their eighties, were heading out for dinner on a Tuesday evening. After Blanche drove straight through a stop sign, Elizabeth became concerned, but didn't want to embarrass Blanche so she held her tongue. After Blanche drove through a red light without stopping, Elizabeth became very concerned.
"Blanche, you just drove through a stop sign and red light without stopping. You're getting very careless and dangerous in your old age," Elizabeth chided.
A very startled Blanche replied, "Oh, am I driving?"
By Dusty from Silver Spring, MD
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
There was a traffic jam and the inevitable horn tooter was blasting away...
A young driver said to her father, "Dad, you'll have to see what's wrong with the passenger door on the car."
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.