Scottie is a firm believer in blowing bubbles in the house (as long as no one gets hurt) and still wonders why she would go and have two more kids when there was nothing wrong with the other two she already had.... Her husband works in the basement and she still never sees him, but she loves him very much (or who she remembers he was anyway). She's lived in Virginia since 1993 (this time), but grew up all over as her father was in the Navy. She's had a ridiculous number of weird jobs from pageant director to professional witness when her boss embezzled a huge amount of money from the company she worked for. She now lives "the life" eating bon bons and watching soaps (isn't that what "they" think we do?) while her littlest ruffians run around unsupervised, wreaking havoc and in her "spare" time sells jewelry.
