A brown, plastic grocery bag? Do you mean a brown paper bag?
My Mom used to get up before my step Dad, look out the window and holler "oh no, we have a flat tire on the car". His car was his pride & joy, so he'd jump up all agitated, go running outside to his car, inspecting every inch of it, then Mom would crack up and call out to him April Fool! What was so funny was he fell for it several years in a row!! So, I tried it with My DH and surprisingly, he fell for it about 3 years in a row! He's finally caught on and it doesn't work anymore, but while it did i got some of my most cherished hilarious kodak moments from watching him! :-)
I always loved this one because it doesn't involve messing a person up or harming them in any way.
Isn't that what scratching posts are made for?
All depends on size of hole in bead, different beads have different size holes.
Hubby says heater core is probably stopped up and heater needs to be replaced.