Air Travel JokesFind some humor to share about traveling on airplanes. This page contains air travel jokes.
Cleaning JokesHumor can be found in life's mundane tasks. This page contains cleaning jokes.
Farm JokesLife is full of humor wherever you go, even on the farm. This page contains farm jokes.
Bible JokesHumor can be found in most everything we do. This page contains bible jokes.
Parenting JokesParenting is a serious business, but sometimes you need a bit of humor to relieve the day to day intensity of caring for your children. This is a page containing parenting jokes.
Corny JokesCorny jokes can be a lot of fun to tell. There are thousands of them, many suitable for all ages. This page contains corny jokes.
Investing JokesInvesting naturally has it's ups and downs that can be humors from time to time. This is a page about investing jokes.
Bear JokesYou just never know when a bear story will tickle your funny bone. This page contains bear jokes.
Wedding JokesThis page contains wedding jokes. If you enjoy a good joke, here are some funny wedding related ones. We would love for you to share any wedding jokes that you may have as well.
Light Bulb JokesYou just never know how funny the act of changing a light bulb can be. This is a page about light bulb jokes.
Dentist JokesThe dentist's office is generally not thought of as very funny, but silly situations can arise. This page contains dentist jokes.
Frog JokesIf you have a funny joke concerning frogs, add it to our collection. This page contains frog jokes.
Rabbit JokesRabbits and bunnies are cute but make great fodder for funny stories. This page contains rabbit jokes.
Gardening JokesThis page contains gardening jokes. Spread a little humor today by telling someone this gardening joke!
Marriage JokesThis page contains marriage jokes. If you love to tell a good joke, here are some marriage related jokes that you can share with friends or family.
Strange JokesEveryone loves a good joke, here are some strange ones you may like. Check out these strange jokes.
Knock Knock JokesKnock knock jokes are a very popular type of word play joke. This is a page about knock knock jokes.
Cat JokesCats have a certain personality that makes them a good subject for some jokes. This is a page about cat jokes.
Riddle: What Has Many Doors But No Rooms?What has many doors but no rooms?
A Gift for Mother JokesThis is a page about a gift for mother jokes. Moms are the brunt of many jokes and so are the gifts that they receive.
Cooking JokesThis is a page about cooking jokes. Almost any activity can be the subject of a funny joke.
Can't Sleep JokesThis is a page about can't sleep jokes. Difficulty sleeping is a good topic for a joke or two.
Moving JokesThis is a page about moving jokes. Find some humor in this life changing task.
Buying Gas JokesThis is a page about buying gas jokes. Almost any topic is fair game for a joke, even the routine task of buying gas.
Burglar JokesThis is a page about burglar jokes. Jokes make us laugh and almost any profession is fair game.
Parrot JokesThis is a page about parrot jokes. Parrots make a good subject for jokes, often because of the things they say.
What A Child Hears JokeThis is a page about what a child hears joke. Children can say very funny things, particularly when they misunderstand what is being said by others.
Giraffe JokesThis is a page about giraffe jokes. These long necked animals can be the subject of a joke.
Astronaut JokesThis is a page about astronaut jokes. Jokes can be found about almost any topic.
Friend JokesThis is a page about friend jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of men, women, children, pets, and their life situations.
Shin JokesThis is a page about shin jokes. A punchline can be a funny definition in a joke.
Food JokesThis is a page about food jokes. Food is a great topic for lots of jokes, both adult and children's.
Easter JokesThis is a page about Easter Jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of all kinds of human situations and holidays too.
Religious JokesThis page contains religious jokes. Humorous punch lines can make good hearted fun of church attendance and religious stories.
Driving JokesThis page contains driving jokes. As serious as operating a motor vehicle is, there are many humorous situations on the roadways.
Heaven JokesThis page contains Heaven jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of men, women, and pets in after life situations.
Duck JokesThis is a page about duck jokes. Looking for some fun jokes about our fine feathered duck friends?
Elevator JokesThis page contains elevator jokes. You can find humor or a play on words in almost any human situation.
Hospital JokesThis is a page contains hospital jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of all kinds of situations.
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman JokesThis is a page about vacuum cleaner salesman jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of men, women, pets, and professions.
Lawyer JokesThis page contains lawyer jokes. A profession that is the object of many witticisms.
Coroner JokesThis is a page about coroner jokes. Sometimes quirky, slightly dark jokes can be truly funny.
Man JokesThis is a page about man jokes. Many jokes make good hearted fun of men, women, pets, and other topics.
Egg JokesThis is a page about egg jokes. When you run out of chicken jokes, if that is possible, switch gears and tell some funny egg jokes.
Joke: Have You Ever Seen One Of These?My son and I were in the thrift shop looking at movies. My son tapped on my shoulder to get my attention. When I turned to look at him, he was holding a record. He said to me "Have you ever seen one of these things before!"
Ideas for Fun April Fool's Pranks?Any new and fun April Fool's pranks out there to share (nothing mean, just fun)?
Joke: Fancy PaintingMrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
Joke: Big TroubleThere were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it.
Joke: String Walks Into A BarA String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.
Joke: PirateA pirate got captured. The sailor said to him, "How did you get that wooden leg?"
Joke: Dee O GeeThis is a true story I think is really funny. It happen several years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday and chuckle every time I think about it. I was sitting in a doctor office reading a magazine when I overheard two ladies talking about their dogs.
Joke: StripteaseA good friend just sent me this. It's too cute not to pass on.
Joke: LeftoversIt's a little too little to save, and a little too much to dump . . .
Joke: Bachelors CookingTwo confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
Kitchen PoemA dear friend gave me this poem. She has gone to her reward now, but I think of her often. I hope when you read it you'll copy it and stick it on your fridge. Then smile every day.
Joke: American In The Bathroom?Question: If you're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
Joke: Woman are AngelsWomen are angels. When we break a wing, we fly on our broom. We are flexible that way!
Blonde JokeA guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
Joke: Beer AdvertisementMy husband's friend Harvey told me this joke and, after hearing it, I realized one more reason why Harvey is still single. It goes:
Paper Crafter's JokePaper crafters never die, they just become unglued.
Detective JokeWhat do you call a detective who solves crimes entirely by accident?
Joke: Who Is Your Best Friend?Is your dog or your husband your best friend?
Post Office JokeA little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
Joke: To Be 6 AgainA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
Joke: On the Island of TridSomewhere, there's an island named Trid. On this island, the Trids were mostly very happy. But on one end of the island, was a very tall mountain. If a Trid ever dared to climb the mountain, he didn't get very far because a giant lived on the mountain and would kick the Trid off his mountain.
Coldwater JokeA man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
Dog JokeI was just sent this joke by email and laughed all evening. As the mother of two grown daughters who were very close together in age, I can say that I could have written that note once upon a time! If you think your readers will enjoy it, please feel free to post it.
Joke: Jewish and Catholic Wedding SongA lovely Jewish woman was to be wed to a handsome Catholic man. Traditions were equally important to both families and this made choosing a theme song for their wedding a major challenge. The groom's brother had a rich operatic voice and was especially noted for singing Ave Maria.
Questions For God: A JokeA man had a dream talking with God. He asked God TIME must be different in his dimension, to which God explained 1 second is equal to 1 year.
Riddle: Object Has Keys That Open No Locks?Can anyone help me solve this riddle? What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? Thanks for your help.
Post Tips on ThriftyFun to Avoid Doing Housework : )I asked my boyfriend for tip ideas and he gave me this one! Post tips on ThriftyFun to avoid doing housework. "*grin*" As I'm on ThriftyFun all evening!
The Worst Age - A Joke"Sixty is the worse age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
A Good Joke for an Election YearWhile walking down the street one day, a US Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
Oil Of Old Lady: A JokeA toddler walked into the bathroom while her Mother was putting on makeup. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced.
Car Trouble: A JokeA man's car stopped dead along the old Wisconsin country road. He got out of his car, lifted the hood, and looked at the motor. Just then, a big black and white cow came along and stopped beside him.
Elephant Stew (Joke)Cut elephant into small, bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees F.
Seagull JokeWhy wouldn't the Seagull fly over the bay?
Tap-Tap-Tapping in the CemeteryTwo men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
Cool Music - A JokeA boy once asked his dad why he put his radio in a refrigerator. . .
Is The Coast Clear? - A JokeThe doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?" The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman."
All Unescorted Children . . .Cute sign in a store: All unescorted children in this booth will receive a cup of java and a free puppy!
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...You know you are living in 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
A Better Choice - A JokeMr. John was not happy with his daughter's choice for groom. His wife asks "Why do you keep on rejecting your daughter's choice?"
Every Time I Take a Breath - JokeA man is reading a newspaper. He tells his wife, "Here in the newspaper it says that by the time I take a breath, more than 500 people die."
Tootie (Unknown Breed)Meet our dog Tootie. He's a stray dog my wife found deep in our back woods recently. She doesn't normally pick up strays, but she said that this dog kept staring at her like he was trying to say something.
Tiger JokeA Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends. A Cat also came and danced with the others. Tiger asked "Who are you?
Sugar Under Your Pillow - A JokeWhat do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
Senior Dress Code - A JokeMany of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
Another Year Has Passed (A Poem)How true it is . . . A poem about getting older.
Boomerang JokeBoomerang Joke. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Generation Gap JokeGeneration Gap Joke. A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. . .
Monogrammed Golf Balls - JokeA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?". . .
A Texan Stopped At A Local Restaurant - JokeA Texan Stopped At A Local Restaurant - Joke. A Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. . .
Fine Jewelry JokeMrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." . . .
Mental Fitness TestMental Fitness Test. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. . .
Tomato JokeTomato Joke. How do you fix a broken tomato. . .
Snowman JokeThere are 2 snowmen standing in a field. . .
Mid Life Crisis? JokeMid Life Crisis? Joke. Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me. Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. .
Talk About Being Frugal... JokeI have cut so many corners...
Joke: The Joys of Having GirlsAhhhhh. The joys of having girls. My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). . .
Breakfast Making JokeA businessman taking a seminar on work efficiency completed a
case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented
the results to the class...
This page contains funny but clean jokes submitted by our readers.
This page contains funny but clean jokes submitted by our readers.