A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be her most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait - sorry!
I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that!
Never mind.
By Sharon from Silver Spring, MD
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
